There was a couple who prayed for a child.

And they had a girl. She was the ugliest child they had ever seen.

Two years later, the family decided to go on a camping trip.

During the trip, the child asked if she could pee.

They stopped near the ridge of the mountain.

There was an accident, the child fell in the ridge and died.

A few years later, they were blessed with another child.

She was the prettiest child ever. They love her and give her everything.

They went in a camping trip. In the way, the child asked if she could pee,

They stopped, the child looked at the mother and said

“Ma, huwag mo ulit akong itutulak ha.”

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They
had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had
kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a
shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband
never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but
one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she
would not recover.  In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man
took down the shoebox and took it to his wife’s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the
box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of
money totaling $25,000.  He asked her about the contents. “When we
were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a
happy marriage was to never argue.  She told me that if I ever got angry
with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears.
Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with
him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst
with happiness.  “Honey,” he said, “that explains the dolls, but what
about all of this money? Where did it come from?”

“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”

Since her crush didnt talk to her that often, the girl missed him. one night she saw her crush with another girl. Know what she did? she called her crush saying:

“Hi baby!sino sya? sabi mo sabay tayo kakain. may kakausapin ka lang pla! love you!

Her crush blushed and the girl with him said:

“kayo na pala ng crush mo eh.. pahingihingi ka pa ng advice..

Isang OFW na naka base sa Saudi Arabia ang nakatangap ng sulat mula sa girlfriend sa Pilipinas. Ito ang nilalaman ng sulat:

Dear Johnny,

Gusto kung ipaalam sa iyo na hindi ko na kayang ipagpatuloy ang relasyon na ito. The distance between us is just too great. Long distance love affair is not for me. I would admit na dalawang beses kitang niloko at nakipag-relasyon ako sa ibang lalake habang wala ka dito. Alam ko naging unfair ako sayo, that’s why I want to end this relationship. I don’t want hurt your feelings anymore. I’m sorry.

PS. Please return the picture that I sent to you.

Love,
Mary

Sobrang na hurt ang ating bida, gusto humirit ng isang ganti sa huling pagkakataon. Nangolekta sya ng picture ng mga kasamahang babae, pictures ng mga kapatid na babae at mga ex-girlfriend ng mga kasamahan. Naka-collect sya ng 52 na pictures. Pinadala nya ang picture ni Mary kasama ang 52 pictures na kenolek. Ito ang laman ng sulat ni Johny:

Dear Mary,

I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky – The Lover Boy

der was a “GANGSTER” guy who fell inluv wid a good girl.. d guy ril luved d gurl so much dat he will do things jaz 2 make d girl hapi..d girl told d guy 2 stop all hs rumbles and d guy comand it…
1 day d girl heard d news bout d rumble
and she saw d guy bloody and dying..
d girl cried..
but d guy smiled and said:
“d aq lumaban kc bka mglit ka” =’c